My boyfriend is in love with someone’s eyebrows…
You should watch out for Jake, who knows what he could do to my brother’s eyebrows.
Trust me, I definitely will. I wouldn’t want him to have a love affair with your brother’s eyebrows behind my back.
Wouldn’t want that to happen.

That is really creepy.
My boyfriend is in love with someone’s eyebrows…
You should watch out for Jake, who knows what he could do to my brother’s eyebrows.

Jake Martin is in a relationship with Declan’s eyebrows.
Aaaaaaaaand, I don’t even know you, so this is sufficiently awkward. And the point of this post is what exactly?
To just let the world know, my friend. And you may not know me, but your brows surely do.
That is really creepy.

I don’t know what to say anymore.
Things will never be the same huh?
I am massively confused, what are you fighting over?
…something that I did but apparently I haven’t grown up and changed.

Look I know that I caused all of this but I really don’t know how to fix it, okay?
Terrible timing I guess. Everything is just…ugh. I’m sorry you have to see this right now Declan.
